So today I was walking my dog like I do every day. He's a pure golden retriever, and he's six years old. So I'm walking him, and he stops to use the bathroom which all dogs luckily have at their disposal whenever they feel like it.. So he goes to the bathroom, and I'm just looking around admiring the scenery. I live real close to a canyon, and it's really nice where I live. And so I'm actually standing behind him, and do you know how dogs, after they finish kick up dirt to cover the.. stuff? Well I'm not paying attention, and he kicks up a bunch of his shit right into my face.. 
I was just standing there asking myself did that just happen..? Lol, I thought you guys would get a kick out of that. This happened this afternoon
That's my story... 
