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T10Date: Friday, 2010/October/22, 11:02 AM | Message # 1
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One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children.

Her husband didn't want to be any part of this so he decided to leave her and took the car.

So she had to walk to the hospital all by herself. All of a sudden she came to a dark alley and of course she went through it and all of a sudden a man pops out and shoots her in the stomach.

When she got to the hospital she was ok and the babies were fine as well.

16 years later

16 years later the first child who was a girl came to the mother and said "mom mom guess what?"

"What?"

I pissed out a bullet.

So the mother told her what happened 16 years ago.

Then the second born child who was also a girl came to her mother and said "mom mom guess what I pissed out a bullet."

So the mom told her what happend 16 years ago.

Then the 3rd born child came in who was a boy said "mom mom guess what?"

The mom said "let me guess you pissed out a bullet."



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T10Date: Friday, 2010/October/22, 2:11 PM | Message # 2
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[10.18.2010 11:44:41] |20139| VIOLATION (PB HACK) #132033: $n!PeR.$!$ (slot #11) [37b0b3e25f501eb44de0acbf4b304c9f(-) 79.178.37.38:1042]

[10.17.2010 15:21:14] |10162| VIOLATION (PB HACK) #132033: $n!PeR.$!$ (slot #5) [37b0b3e25f501eb44de0acbf4b304c9f(-) 79.178.37.38:4467]

[10.17.2010 08:26:36] |6029| VIOLATION (PB HACK) #132033: $n!PeR.$!$ (slot #4) [37b0b3e25f501eb44de0acbf4b304c9f(-) 79.178.37.38:3186]

[10.17.2010 08:24:37] |4865| VIOLATION (PB HACK) #132033: $n!PeR.$!$ (slot #6) [37b0b3e25f501eb44de0acbf4b304c9f(-) 79.178.37.38:3089]

[10.17.2010 05:10:04] |3982| VIOLATION (PB HACK) #132033: $n!PeR.$!$ (slot #2) [37b0b3e25f501eb44de0acbf4b304c9f(-) 79.178.37.38:1336]

Restriction History
[10.17.2010 05:10:09] |3984| RESTRICTION: $n!PeR.$!$ (slot #2) [37b0b3e25f501eb44de0acbf4b304c9f(-) 79.178.37.38:1336] Disallowed Program/Driver [132086]

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D_F_Date: Friday, 2010/October/22, 11:37 PM | Message # 3
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lmao t!

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BadmoveDate: Saturday, 2010/October/23, 2:09 AM | Message # 4
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MajorDrainDate: Saturday, 2010/October/23, 7:38 AM | Message # 5
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-=CaptMorgan=-Date: Saturday, 2010/October/23, 1:43 PM | Message # 6
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de@d_corpseDate: Saturday, 2010/October/23, 2:29 PM | Message # 7
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hey i have a joke like that i known for years but it goes different here

ok this mother had 3 boys and the mother was making a cake but didnt' have candy bb's to go on it so she told the boys to go to the store to buy some so the boys went and they baught the bbs but the wrong kind , so the mom put them on the cake and all 3 boys ate the cake hour later the oldest boy came up and said mom i aint feelin so good the mom says why boy says becouse i pissed out a bb so the 2nd oldest boy came to her and said mom i aint feelin so good she says why he says becouse i pissed out a bb so the youngest boy came and said i dont' feel so good and she says why becouse u pissed out a bb he said no i was jacking off and shot the dog.

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srgtnoobDate: Saturday, 2010/October/23, 8:59 PM | Message # 8
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what kind of bee makes milk???
 
T10Date: Saturday, 2010/October/23, 11:17 PM | Message # 9
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what kind of bee makes milk???

what

and

this was when morgan and i were using our "invisible" cheats on venom and gringo



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srgtnoobDate: Sunday, 2010/October/24, 11:27 PM | Message # 10
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a boo-bee :P happy happy
 
T10Date: Monday, 2010/October/25, 0:34 AM | Message # 11
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a boo-bee :P

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BadmoveDate: Monday, 2010/October/25, 6:25 PM | Message # 12
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a boo-bee
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